| The first chapter of this soon-to-be-epic fanfic! Hey, that rhymed! Anyways, contains OCs, but only one OC/canon (?/Kim), a mystery pairing, OC/OC love, lots of humor thrown in, Eddie/Tamika goodness, some scary scenes, a few swear words (Nothing beyond "shit" or "bastard", though), and some scary scenes. No sparkly vampires either, so if you want to see sparkly vampires, please go kneelhaul yourself. No dragons or wolves were harmed in the making of this production. However, several fire-breathing, dark-furred creatures were. |
Class of 3000 Super Children 1
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Class of 3000 Super Children 1Me: (blows up)Class of 3000 Super Children 1
Bowser: At least her guts didn’t splatter all over the wall this time.
Me: (comes back) HEY YA’LL!!!!!! LET’S DO IT MOVIE TRAILER STYLE!!!!!!
Bowser/Ike/Pit/Colm: …
Me: Damnit guys, you’re no fun to be around. OH LOOK!!!!!! (drags in Rath from Fire Emblem 7)
Rath: …
Me: Oh wait… I forgot that Rath only talks when needed.
Colm: You mean like L’Arachel in reverse?
Me: Yep.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Class of 3000. If I did, I would be the happiest girl in the world.
by ~EddieLawrence3
Co3kPP- RingRing!!Co3kPP- Ring
(Curtains open to reveal a perfectly normal, totally harmless phone sitting on a table. EDDIE is dialing a number)
EDDIE Yes, I would like to order a bouquet of roses. Oh, and make sure to include a few black and blue flowers. Uh-huh. That’ll be all.
(He hangs up and begins to talk away from the phone)
EDDIE Wow! Am I glad that there was a conveniently-placed phone right in the middle of the school! Well, I’d best be getting to Transfiguration class!
(In class, PROFESSOR LUA, an old woman with graying red hair wearing a pointed black hat and dark red
by ~EddieLawrence3
Co3kPP- Poking ScarifinaPoking ScarifinaCo3kPP- Poking Scarifina
(The curtains open to reveal SCARIFINA teaching)
SCARIFINA I am Scarifina, the Potions Master. Turn to page 598.
KIM Love Potion?
SCARIFINA The old man has demanded that I teach you this or else I lose my job.
(A beat)
SCARIFINA Wait, that would actually be a benefit.
(We hear snores coming from the back of the room)
SCARIFINA Peter, I demand that you stop picking your nose in your sleep!
PETER Huh? I’m wide awake and in the front of the room, even though I am picking my
by ~EddieLawrence3
Not Allowed At Westley 461. I may not have "fun" with duct tape. This goes double for super glue. 62. I will not place bets on the fate of any one-time character 63. Asking Kim Chin if she is a pornographic model is just wrong. 64. No matter how true it is. 65. I will not teach newbies to the school to play the Penis Game during lunch. 66. I may not step on people just because I am taller than them. 67. I may not Transfigure my teachers into toads unless I enjoy being a teacup. 68. I will return the skeleton to the biology classroom. 70. During the annual June battle of Good VS Evil, I may not shout "There can only beNot Allowed At Westley 4
by ~EddieLawrence3
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